Grill Me a Cheese.

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flashtheparrotlet:

Flash was helping me with breakfast this morning and became uber obsessed with this jar. So I put him in it to get him to settle down. And he loved it. He just sat in there blowing me kisses while I laughed my head off. What a lovable little #weirdo. #flashtheparrotlet #parrotlet #pacificparrotlet #pet #petbird #bird #masonjar #birdinajar #jar

flashtheparrotlet:

Flash was helping me with breakfast this morning and became uber obsessed with this jar. So I put him in it to get him to settle down. And he loved it. He just sat in there blowing me kisses while I laughed my head off. What a lovable little #weirdo. #flashtheparrotlet #parrotlet #pacificparrotlet #pet #petbird #bird #masonjar #birdinajar #jar

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miaman:

not like that 

miaman:

not like that 

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gaiusthegenius:

omg

gaiusthegenius:

omg

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lameborghini:

today sucked but at least it’s not 2009

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grimzie:

afuckinglesbian:

i want a cute boy to be kissing my neck right now

this is very confusing thanks to your url

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Anonymous: You are so cute, I just want to kiss you and watch the sunset with you :)

clamjob:

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therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

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dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

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